G.P.S. Directions for Getting Home Drunk 

Once you figure out you had that many drinks, vaguely wonder if you did anything embarrassing at the party, fully aware that you’re still too drunk to gauge what constitutes embarrassing behavior. Enter an endless loop of anxiety. Was it rude that you didn’t say goodbye to the host? Was she mad at you? Was it because you spilled your Aperol spritz on her white couch while doing an interpretive dance to the new Adele song? Was it because she didn’t see that you brought beer, so she thought that you were mooching off her generosity?

Source: G.P.S. Directions for Getting Home Drunk – The New Yorker

filed under “could be relevant for research, but probably isn’t”
very entertaining read anyway. spot on.

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