nah : 10.2012 : KANYE WEST DELETES ALL OF HIS TWEETS (Unordered)

“I just Fucked Kim So Hard”

“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle”

“Sometimes I push the elevator close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary”

“Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don’t know any personally.”

“I would like to thank Julius Caesar for originating my hairstyle”

“Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on”

“I know everybody at Rolling Stone had one question on there mind… and the answer is… yes, the shoes are Dreis”

“I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuugh”

“Sometimes I get emotional over fonts”

“I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!”

“Never do coke with an intern … they may not be 21”

“She asked when is fashion week…. uuuum… I thought it was every week??!!”

“My favorite unit of measurement is ‘a shit load.’”

“hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah aaand 140”

“No seriously … I said my teeth are real diamonds… these are not fronts… I replaced my bottom row of teeth with diamonds”

“ASS ON THE FLOOR”

“You can basically say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end”

“I have started a new company and I’m so excited about the name…. it’s got the best name ever of all companies of all time!!!….”

“I just threw some kazoo on this bitch”

“I love commercial art!!! I know that sounds like an oxy moron and if I spelled that wrong I just sound like a moron lol!!! “

“ Imma make a book of my tweets.. tweetbook “

“Don’t you hate when people clap to loud in the car…it’s like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa”

“I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!”

“I always misspell genius SMH! The irony! “

“I think it’s only ok for a dude to call you baby if they’re a Hollywood agent and you kind of cringe when they say it or if yall hooping”

“There is no astronaut training for celebrity…even though this whole life is so outer space!”

“You can’t look at a glass half full or empty if it’s overflowing”

“How much is a shit load exactly? I’m assuming it’s more than a piss load.”

“Is illuminati and devil worshipping like the same thing…do they have a social network that celebs can sign up for? “

“Classical music is tight yo “

“Why Halloween bring out girls inner hoe…I was sposed to type freak but I just typed what I really meant instead. LOL”

“NO ALCOHOL BEFORE TATTOOS”

“I meant to capitalize Christ…fuuuuuuck I’m going to hell now…lol!!! “

“Boyfriends are like rush hour traffic…ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING WAY! “

“I ordered the salmon medium instead of medium well I didn’t want to ruin the magic”

“Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference…not until I get the table though”

“I’m just tryna keep it symmetrical”

“sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary”

“Hotel robe got me feeling like a Sheik”

“French fries are the Devil”

“I love me”

“I didn’t know Howie Mandel was part of Train”

“I don’t ever watch dramas on a plane…I don’t be wanting to reflect “

“Man…whatever happened to my antique fish tank?”

“I’m sorry Taylor”

“I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh”

“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle”

“Room service uuuuugh! I hate when I order fruit and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored pineapples”

“You may be talented, but you’re not Kanye West”

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