All posts tagged ‘girls

get away

But I’m still driving around in my old whip Still living at home, got Issues with my new chick She blowin’ up my phone Now all I hear is womp’ womp’, womp’ womp’ (womp’ womp’) But it could be worse Girl calm your nerves I want you to

A Girl You Should Date

Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.Or […]

Been Around The World

Don’t cry dry your eyes call me a jerk not cause of the size of my jeans but how I hurt you I knew this relationship was never gonna work but I plant thoughts in your head that only do you dirt and I said it once before we make a perfect team we barely […]

Bridesmaids

I won’t give away any more of Bridesmaids’ jokes, though the humor, in most cases, derives less from the gags than from how far Wiig (along with Annie Mumolo, who co-wrote the script with Wiig and who appears in a brief cameo) is willing to take them. In many scenes, a simple comic idea gets […]

what you want

I should probably quit all that “getting lost in symbolism” shit, but by God, this is more accurate than horoscopes if you read the signs carefully.

Novacane

Now I’m somethin’ like the chemist on campus But there’s no drug around, quite like what I found in you I still can’t feel my face, what am I smokin’ anyway She said don’t let the high go to waste but can you taste a little taste of